DEFCON 4 and rising.

Just your average mid twenties guy. Rugger. Holder of babies. Amateur Chef. Lover. Music Snob. Ninja. Friend. Political Analyst. Sailor. Godfather. Gym Rat. ModelUNer. Teacher. Athlete. Gunner. Adrenaline Junkie. Yeller. Gamer.

I curse like a sailor and I might show a half naked woman or two on here, so we'll go ahead and say 18+, and I'll mark anything that's NSFW as such.

Deal? Deal.

Now then, take in the awesome.

Oh - I have a separate workout tumblr. [trainvegas.tumblr.com]
Recent Tweets @marxvegas

howtobeterrell:

voodouqueen:

weloveshortvideos:

Caught my mom stealing shoes

Vine by Mightyduck

funniest part is that she got the haircut AND the clothes

His mom got the ill I fuck black guys hair cut

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sun-thief-rai:

lauriejuspeczyk:

so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy

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He somehow knows that on this planet that that form will be the most protected everywhere he goes.

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snizzydoesit:

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boyimdrankin:

nasty-gyalxxx:

massappeal:

Juvenile “Booty” ft. 2 Chainz (prod. by Mouse On Da Track)

Juve & 2 Chainz on the same track? Oh man, best believe this is going to be getting heavy rotation in a strip club near you.

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-shakes ass-

*posts up on the wall*

New ringtone for my late night pussy lol

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5,287 plays

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

wordonrd:

Rick Ross feat. Drake and Lil Reese - Us (Remix)

Pmuch

im-heem:

thugger-thugger:

owning-my-truth:

rubyvroom:

Sorry for the extremely lengthy post on your dashes but this is so important

SHARE THIS!

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Wow. There’s no way you can ignore this. At all. No way this is a reach.

If Darren Wilson gets off for this, there’s no way anybody with a shade darker than a shipping box can get full rights in these United States.

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
Can I just tell you I still think you are sexy as fuck and so damned attractive and just ughh... Not fair, man. Mm mh. Nope. Unf.
vegaslacesup vegaslacesup Said:

crouchbindset:

Was? Warum?

foreignaffairsmagazine:

The nature of anti-Semitism in Europe is misunderstood. A European anti-Semite remains far more likely to be Christian than Muslim. (Photo: Reuters) http://ow.ly/BErkK 

beautiful-ambition:

yung-lipton:

These hit the blunts tweets 😂😂💀

Okay but now I really want to know what language deaf people think in 😳
Holy crap…what do blind people see in their dreams?! 😳

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yappanese:

😂😂😂

yall aint shit

LOGGING THE FUCK OFF!!! The Lord is my savior and he shall see me through! 😂😭😂😭😂😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

vulgar

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She couldn’t imagine it backfiring like this

I screamed

*future voice* SHIT.

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blacksupervillain:

no but toni morrison is so fucking right about the way “racism produces nothing new”

you could literally take a bunch of racists from 2k14 america and send them back in time 200 years and they’d be saying the same things as old timey racists

Well, maybe the fried chicken jokes would be new

But other than that, the shit is all old hat. 

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the-goddamazon:

ultrafacts:

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footworkdruid:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius

The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.

To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.

Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth 

Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)

History Tumblr is often full of gems like this.

White folks will have you believing Ghengis was a mindless murderer, but he damn near took over the entire European peninsula and GOD how different would the world be had he succeeded?

Genghis Khan was essentially the starter of the clapback.

theeconomist:

China’s territorial disputes