DEFCON 4 and rising.

Just your average mid twenties guy. Rugger. Holder of babies. Amateur Chef. Lover. Music Snob. Ninja. Friend. Political Analyst. Sailor. Godfather. Gym Rat. ModelUNer. Teacher. Athlete. Gunner. Adrenaline Junkie. Yeller. Gamer.

I curse like a sailor and I might show a half naked woman or two on here, so we'll go ahead and say 18+, and I'll mark anything that's NSFW as such.

Deal? Deal.

Now then, take in the awesome.

Oh - I have a separate workout tumblr. [trainvegas.tumblr.com]
Recent Tweets @marxvegas

Three failed drug tests and a history of partying? Get him all the way outta here.

geekscoutcookies:

dynastylnoire:

naturalhairdoescare:

Slay on Slayer. Jill Scott September @essencemag #naturalhairdoescare #colorcodefriday

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Look at gawd

Coldest of game.

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kingjaffejoffer:

-imaginarythoughts-:

micdotcom:

These are the 35 countries #Ebola could spread to in just one flight 

 If health officials in Lagos fail to contain the virus, it has a chance to go global.

The likelihood of that happening

Ho’ shit….

Ice cream at 1 am because I’m sad. The end.

dashingthroughitall:

Amber Rose and her sister Theany.


PRAISE HIM

dashingthroughitall:

Amber Rose and her sister Theany.

PRAISE HIM

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kingjaffejoffer:

kingjaffejoffer:

I’d be calling into work like a muhhhfucka

"Sir, my dog’s grandmother passed away last night. Yeah… we’re all taking it really hard. I’m gonna need about 17 days off"

"Sir, my character in SecondLife had a play cousin that just got deleted. In my culture we take 21 days off in observance"

Boss - my fourth cousin on my great grandma side passed away. In my culture that means we take 19 and a half days off.

the-goddamazon:

*lays down*

lancerbuck:

duez:

gatorfox:

rakeeshsorrel:

ashashi-corner:

HE DID NOT GET ROB PAULSEN TO DO THIS

HE DID NOT

NOSTALGIA CRITIC HOW—!!!

YES

Oh my god.  My childhood.  It’s……….yes.

XD I can’t not re-blog this oh my god

Huh, I don’t remember this for some  reason! Maybe there’s some old stuff I just never watched? Fun to see though, hard to believe the VAs did it. XD

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?! XD

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abbetiteforlife:

valentina-slaynetta:

scifi-fantasist:

blacksupervillain:

anarcho-queer:

U.S. Democrats plan to give Israel an addition $225 million for military spending. The same bill also cuts $1 billion of emergency funds meant to deal with the 50,000 undocumented child migrants held in crowded and unsanitary border facilities.

Israel already received $504 million for the joint U.S.-Israel Missle Defense Program for the Fiscal Year of 2014. That is not including the $3.1 Billion the Obama Administration spent on Foreign Military Financing (FMF) for Israel for the Fiscal Year 2014.

Fuck this

no money for water in detroit

no money for public schools

no money for student loan debt relief

no money for healthcare 

no money for crumbling infrastructure

no money for economic investment in inner cities and indian country

no money 

no money 

no money 

no money

The US needs to look at its life and choices right now.

We’re spending money on lotto tickets and beer when the light bill hasn’t been paid.

sportingnewsarchive:

At least an inch of water covers the playing floor at Pauley Pavilion, home of UCLA basketball, after a broken 30-inch water main under nearby Sunset Boulevard caused flooding that inundated several areas of the UCLA campus in the Westwood section of Los Angeles Tuesday. (Mike Meadows/AP)

xditcl3x:

annafromcraigslist:

Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.

GTFO with this dumb shit

Fuck you getting a fork from?

allthickwomen:

Hillary Duff….

Where she get that?

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Future,
Pluto

xditcl3x:

thefatgawd:

suprchnk:

suprchnk:

the great american love ballad

still the great american love ballad

I’M LOOKING FOR HER

The car sing-a-long ballad of the decade

Hand motions in the car and errythang.